Come join Fyasko at Mt. High for college night this Thursday night (tonight)! And get yours- Fyasko Tee's and stickers free! I made sure to throw in plenty of XL's for all of you guys and gals that like to shred extra steezy! (And of course I threw in some smaller sizes for the muscle heads who enjoy shredding park full speed with an extra tight Tee) So tighten your camelbacks and kangaroo pouches ready to fill! Catch you on the slopes!
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I had no idea what “chat roulette” was until The Great Centaur (aka Sterling Spencer) put this video up on his site. I guess the whole thing is randomly being beamed into stranger’s computer screens and exposed to whatever atrocities they might be committing at the time. Here, Mr. Spencer asks his victims if they know who he is, and if you don’t know who he is, the guy won 4 NSSA East Coast Championships in a row. If you happen to actually be Mr. Spencer then hello, my name is Devon and we should probably make out.
chat roulette from pinchmysalt.tv on Vimeo.
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My friend Mahea and I started our Saturday at Cabo Cantina (shut your mouth. Happy Hour from 11 - 3 $10 bottomless Mimosas/Bloody Mary's).
Then these dudes rolled in with bodyboards on Segways. The host (above left) tried to tell us Segways were gangster and got him lots of chicks. Mahea responded with "2Pac is still alive, and he's definitely not Segwaying."
They told us to get on and they would take us to the parking lot and prove just how gangster they were. We said we'd rather walk, thanks.
Then they tried to wow us with their playa skillz….
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Johnny Weir continues to represent America. This monkey’s name is also Jonny. He actually needs to shave and would look damn good wrapped in a simple, yet classy, American flag scarf. You be the judge.
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Yes, it seems another whale is being blamed for the tragedy of human idiocy. On Wednesday, Tilikum (yes thats right, not all whales are named “Shamu”) drowned his trainer. A KILLER whale KILLED a trainer. Extraordinary. As it turns out, this is not the first victim of this particular whale. Lets investigate:
Victim #1: Whale gets taken out of ocean and sent to Canada. Whale is pissed. Whale starts a whale gang and with the help of his first two initiates they drown their trainer. Whale is sent to Florida.
Victim #2: Whale still pissed. Man sneaks into park after hours. Man jumps in whale pool. Man dies. Whale put into solitary confinement.
Victim #3: Whale’s only contact with other whales are for breeding purposes, which is whenever the people at Sea World decide they want a new baby whale to indoctrinate with signals made by dead fish, because this somehow proves their intelligence. Whale then forced to preform cheap tricks during dinner theater for snot-nosed tots and their kook parents. Whale gets hit with one dead fish too many, realizes he is still pissed, grabs trainer by her braid and releases 12,000 lbs. of pent up whale rage.
Victim #4: Whale. Now made a monster by the media, his fate floats high in the air. Death? Continued isolation? Certainly not freedom.
Maybe we should apply some of this human compassion that everyone loves to talk about to this situation; if you were a whale that got ripped from your mother ocean by a strange biped alien race, put in a pool until your spirit was broken, then trained to respond to cues in a foreign tongue while more aliens laughed, pointed and threw dead fish at you, you’d wanna f*ck some people up too. FREE TILIKUM!!!!!
See me with the children? I love (eating) children! I just want to swim without hitting my face against a glass wall!
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For all our friends in LA, do yourself a favor and get in your car. What you do next is totally up to you but I’d suggest you go straight to Beach Mex and tell them you want a fish burrito (the one with fries) and a Negra Modelo. The salsa is quite spicy, so if you swing hard the gringo way better double the Modelo.
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And you thought they only existed in your dreams….
We went to the corner Donut Star for some Chinese food and a man walked in wearing these. Said they helped his knees. Proceed with caution.
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Fyasko is excited to announce that United Sports SAS/KG will be distributing Fyasko throughout Italy. For inquires, please contact Michael at (michael.v@unitedsports-it.com)
UNITED SPORTS SAS/KG
Via Buozzi Str., 12
39100 Bolzano/Bozen
Tel: 0039/0471/933500
Fax: 0039/0471/200450
Michael
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This is a story. A story of a photo shoot for our Fall 2010 line. A photo story of a photo shoot for our Fall 2010 line on the day America celebrates it’s leaders past and present. A photo story of a photo shoot for our Fall 2010 on the day America celebrates it’s leaders past and present that took place in a white walled warehouse in the middle of South Central LA. Don’t be a menace while drinking your juice in the hood.
Happy President’s Day.
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